100 Funny Pub Quiz Team Names

Choosing a team name is half the fun of a pub quiz. A great name gets a laugh from the quizmaster, sets the tone for the night, and — if you're lucky — earns you a bonus point. Whether you want something clever, cheeky, or downright ridiculous, we've got you covered with 100 of the funniest pub quiz team names around.

Clever & Punny Team Names

1. Quiz Khalifa
2. Les Quizerables
3. I Am Smarticus
4. Trivia Newton John
5. The Quizzard of Oz
6. Agatha Quiztie
7. E=MC Hammered
8. Ctrl Alt Defeat
9. Sherlock Homies
10. The Big Lebowski... Wait, Wrong Night
11. Tequila Mockingbird
12. Let's Get Quizzical
13. Quiz Me If You Can
14. Norfolk and Chance
15. We Thought This Was Speed Dating

Pop Culture Team Names

16. Game of Phones
17. The Mandalorians
18. Dumbledore's Army of Darkness
19. The Stark Raving Mad
20. Nacho Average Team
21. The Wandering Weasleys
22. Bazinga!
23. Winter Is Coming (So Is Last Place)
24. The Dunder Mifflinaires
25. We Are Groot
26. The Mandela Effects
27. 404: Team Name Not Found
28. The Upside Downers
29. Keeping Up With the Quizzians
30. The Real Housewives of This Pub

Food & Drink Team Names

31. Gin and Bear It
32. The Ale-iens
33. Whiskey Business
34. Brew Fighters
35. The Craft Beer Connoisseurs (We Just Like Drinking)
36. Prosecco Poco Loco
37. The Pint-Sized Geniuses
38. Shots Fired
39. The Hungover Heroes
40. Wine Not?

Self-Deprecating Team Names

41. We Thought It Was a Pub Crawl
42. Last Place Champions
43. We're Just Here for the Chips
44. Definitely Not Googling
45. Our Couch Pulls Out But We Don't
46. We've Made a Huge Mistake
47. Smartest People in the Room (Wrong Room)
48. The Participation Trophies
49. Blissfully Ignorant
50. We Peaked in School
51. Our Best Days Are Behind Us
52. The Confident Idiots
53. We Know Nothing, Jon Snow
54. Probably Wrong
55. The Eternal Runners-Up

Cheeky & Rude-ish Team Names

56. Multiple Scoregasms
57. The Cunning Stunts
58. Sofa King Smart
59. Quiz on My Face
60. Trivia in the Sheets, Genius in the Streets
61. The Smarty Pants (No Pants Optional)
62. Abso-Bloody-Lutely Clueless
63. What the Duck Do We Know
64. Cluster Duck
65. The Magnificent Bassoons

Topical & Current Affairs Team Names

66. The Fact Checkers
67. Fake News FC
68. The Algorithm
69. Chronically Online
70. Main Character Energy
71. No Cap, We Know This
72. The Doomscrollers
73. Touch Grass FC
74. Certified Binge Watchers
75. The Influencers (We Have 12 Followers)

Sport-Themed Team Names

76. Trivia FC
77. The Offside Rule Explainers
78. VAR Overruled
79. The Bench Warmers
80. Penalty Shootout Survivors
81. The Fantasy League Failures
82. We Came, We Saw, We Bottled It
83. The Tactical Geniuses
84. Relegated in Round One
85. The Armchair Athletes

Random & Wonderfully Weird Team Names

86. The Quizzard People
87. Schrödinger's Answers
88. The Overthinking It Brigade
89. Team Name Pending
90. We Changed Our Answer
91. The Collective Delusion
92. Absolutely Certain (We're Not)
93. The Pub Quiz Industrial Complex
94. Mild Panic at the Disco
95. The Surprisingly Competitive Ones
96. Existential Crisis FC
97. The Ones Who Argued for 10 Minutes
98. Definitely Sober
99. The Ones Who Peaked at the Team Name
100. We'll Know It When We Hear the Answer
     

Tips for Picking the Perfect Team Name

• Make the quizmaster laugh — A funny name often earns a bonus point or at least a mention.
• Keep it clean enough — Know your venue. What flies in a student bar might not work in a family pub.
• Make it topical — A name that references something in the news that week always gets a reaction.
• Own it — Deliver your team name with confidence. Half the comedy is in the commitment.

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